This is something different from that plan, though very in keeping with the constant posting of leggings. It very inaccurately reflects my lifestyle or I'm in denial about how often I look like an active slob.
My partner put it in perspective by stating that it's farther than he has ever biked in a day every day for 10 days. When I tell people about our upcoming trip they always say how hardcore we are. At this point, we haven't done it so we're actually just naive and ambitious.
I was recently at a prison and I looked around and realized that not only did I miss my calling as a cop but also my calling as a correctional officer solely based on my height and build. All those women have to wear pants that are cut for slim hips and all of them have those lines that pull right across the front of their hips (If every single person in the profession has this problem, I feel like they should start changing the uniform accordingly). I have this same problem at MEC.
I'm not really sure what to think of the pockets. I think they are maybe more effective when you are running and not biking. I'd be way to nervous to lose whatever was in my pocket while biking to trust them. It seems like when you are pedalling the pocket becomes horizontal and then there is no help from gravity.
However, despite feeling like Ronald MacDonald in an adult diaper these are a win. I'll wear them tons and will likely make another pair before our trip.